1. Holy crap, people. Are you watching Celebrity Apprentice? So much crazy stuff is going on that I can hardly believe it. Dennis Rodman is a random assortment of overreactions and mumbled obscenities. Jesse James is turning out to be surprisingly funny and not nearly as simple as he seemed at first. Melissa Rivers has hurt feelings all the time over everything. And Trump is just insanely inappropriate as ever. In the last two weeks we’ve seen Rodman get plastered on multiple tasks, only to end with a surprisingly emotional Boardroom Intervention, and then we saw Trump fire two people in the same week for reasons completely unrelated to the task. I swear, if this show didn’t exist, we’d have to invent it.
