Previously on Dancing With The Stars, Gilles and Cheryl danced a Flashdance-inspired freestyle that may have benefited from adding Jennifer Beals’ dog in the movie, Grunt, to the routine; Shawn and Mark looked like Mummenschanz and scared the little girl in me who’s never quite gotten over the clown doll […]

You know, I haven’t really watched the opening credits in a while, and I’d really sort of blocked out Denise Richards.  Also, Steve Wozniak in that silky pink shirt is probably one of the five scariest images on TV this year. A few random observations?  I’m not sure what was […]

Two complete dances and a solo in their Latin round tonight?  Can the the final 5 take it?  Will Ty Murray actually make a facial expression during a routine?  These are other burning questions will be answered, LIVE!!!! Oddly enough, we’re starting out a performance episode with a pro dance, […]

We start off with Tom promisng us the most dramatic elimination of the season!  Uh-oh.  I’m not sure on whose behalf to be scared, but I’m nervous.  Then, we go directly to an encore by Team Tango.  It’s even better than last night, in spite off the women’s skirts, which […]

Welcome back!  It seems like ages since last week, doesn’t it?  We are reminded that Steve-O ran out of steam, and it would seem that somebody in the effects department got a new toy, as we are quite literally shown Steve-O’s open mouth breathing what appears to be fire, then […]

We start out tonight’s extravaganza with a encore of Lil Kim and Derek’s jive. I just noticed she’s wearing leg warmers. I wonder how Edyta feels about that. I’m also still concerned that she might pop a boob. I think Len’s nuts to say there wasn’t enough jive content, but […]