Fun With Pop Culture

So You’ve Kissed Jake Ryan …Now What?

Andi Walsh & Blane McDonnagh (Pretty in Pink): After Andi retrieved her cute little purse from the puddle she dropped it in to kiss Blane (”That’s a major appliance, that’s not a name!”) things went downhill quickly. You see, Andi realized that she was making out with a bug-eyed, floppy-haired tool who didn’t have the balls to stand up to his parents and date someone who was–gasp!–poor. So, she went back into the prom and planted one on good old Phil “Duckie” Dale and the two made plans to move to New York after graduation. Andi now owns a successful clothing shop in Soho and Phil is an A&R rep with Sony. They have a little girl named Finola and two dogs. Blane works for his father, married some blonde with big boobs named Cookie and generally loathes himself.

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