BIGGEST D’BAG AWARD–Jake Pavelka ran away with this one. The guy seemed like a tool from the minute he set foot in the Bachelor mansion, and confirmed that status by selecting Vienna to be his bride. His next move was to jump onto Dancing With the Stars before people forgot who he was, and it was just plain icky to watch him smarm and preen all over poor Chelsie Hightower. We even felt a little bad for Vienna. Until we started feeling bad for ourselves again when we had to watch him dance in his tighty whities that one week, as he lived out what was clearly a Tom Cruise fantasy. Blech. The cherry on top had to be the televised fight–excuse us, interview– that he and Vienna had with Bachelor host Chris Harrison to discuss their inevitable break up. It was uncomfortable and gross and made us want to seek counseling. Word has it that Jake is flying planes again, and we kind of hope he winds up in the Bermuda Triangle or something, never to be heard from again
