We probably wouldn’t want Raising Hope’s Burt Chance (Garret Dillahunt) to be our grandfather because we wouldn’t survive the experience. We’ve seen him fish baby Hope out from under a table with a vacuum cleaner, strike his name from the sex offender registry, and live his dream of rock stardom with a baby in tow. Also, he can pick up a Prius all by himself. If that doesn’t win you an award, we don’t know what does.
MOST INAPPROPRIATELY HOT CARTOON CHARACTER – This is something we try not to think about too much. We almost gave the award to Archer’s Lana Kane, but she actually resembles her voice actress, Aisha Tyler. That’s enough to convince us that our crush is somewhat acceptable. No, we have to give it up for Dr. Mrs. The Monarch of The Venture Bros. Not only is she a disturbingly hot drawing, but she’s voiced by Doc Hammer, who unlike Aisha Tyler is not a pretty lady in real life but is, in fact, a man. Like we said, we try not to thing about it. MOST GENUINE REALITY SHOW CONTESTANT–Mondo Guerra, who used an inspirational Project Runway challenge wherein contestants got to design their own printed textile as the perfect way to reveal his HIV Positive Status. He hadn’t told producers before his on-camera confession, nor had he told his own parents. As viewers, we felt Mondo’s emotions and his relief at finally getting this secret out in the open. These are the kind of moments where reality TV really does shine.
