The Glitter Factory Pawnee, IN It’s not Pawnee’s best strip club – that would be Talent & Poise, out by the airport. But the Glitter Factory makes up for
its lack of overall quality with personality. The occasional bursts of Glitter Cannons are alarming at first, but eventually you grow to love them. And regular customers can take advantage of the Glitter Bucks – surprisingly, these promotional coupons are holding their value better than the actual dollar which actually makes them a good investment in the current economic climate. The bar itself is strip-club standard, without any real surprises in the service or selection. But we have to point out the breakfast buffet that begins at 2 AM – it’s a surprisingly well-stocked and prepared layout. You may come for the breasts, but you’ll stay for the bacon. Two and a Half Stars (Parks and Recreation)
The Regal Beagle!
You just heard two people simultaneously kicking themselves for forgetting that one…
DAMMIT!
Bob’s Burgers sells beer!
But I guess it wasn’t on the air yet when this was published. I just wanted to give the Belcher’s a shout out. (Also it’s a restaurant, not technically a bar)
They definitely would have made the list these days! It’s a weird detail that they rarely acknowledge, but it’s very funny that Bob has a liquor license.