Krusty Burger Multiple Locations It’s hard to know where to begin with this mystifyingly successful franchise. Recently named “The Unhealthiest Restaurant in America”, the owner and mascot (faded children’s show host Krusty the Klown) once made the vow on live TV to “personally spit in every fiftieth burger”. One would assume that Krusty Burger would make massive changes to improve their image, but it just keeps degenerating. Health code violations, highly suspect meat, and one PR failure after another; it’s hard to believe that new Krusty Burgers are still opening. If you find yourself in one of these monuments to food poisoning, stay away from anything made with “meat”. The Krusty partially gelatinated non-dairy gum-based beverage is really your best choice – at least you know what you’re getting. Score: Zero Stars (The Simpsons)
I don’t think you missed a single TV restaurant, save for the mess hall on M*A*S*H*, maybe. Of course, it’s hard to believe TWO places on Gilmore Girls made the cut and the diner from Alice and The Peach Pit did not.
I would do anything for a heaping plate of passive aggressiveness and unspoken sentiments from The Peach Pit.