What A Week It’s Bean (Oct 18-Oct 24)
Beyonce Knowles has given herself the nickname “Sasha Fierce” for her upcoming album. Fun Fact: Anybody giving themselves a nickname just ends up looking like a douche. See also: George “T-Bone” Costanza (ej)Ugh, see also, Garth “Chris Gaines” Brooks. (mw)
Reports say that Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are back together again and possibly engaged. Hey, can we as a society agree to not care? I won’t bring it up if you don’t. Cool? Cool. (ej)
FOX bought a pilot for Boldy Going Nowhere, a half-hour sitcom science-fiction about the low-level crew members on a starship. The series is created by the It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia team of Charlie Day, Rob McElhenney, and Glenn Howerton, and is set to star Tony “Buster Bluth” Hale. Perhaps a better title for the series would be Concentrated Awesome.
That’s the Arrested Development Report — Getting ever closer to 2009 since 2008! (ej)People Magazine has seen fit to inform me that 2 year old Suri Cruise got a haircut. And we wonder why the rest of the world hates us. (mw)
