Miley Cyrus, not quite 16, is apparently not dating 20 year old singer Justin Gaston, just “hanging out”. Says Miley, “He’s a really great Christian guy. We have the kind of relationship where we can talk about [things related to being in the public eye] and he gets it,” Really, Miley? Remember how no one had ever heard of this dweeb until he wormed his way into your life? Does no one see an issue with this?! (mw)
Mischa Barton called being single “great!” this week. She also called being perpetually unemployed, “the best!” (mw)
Don’t know if anyone’s heard, but Madonna and Guy Ritchie are getting divorced. And the kids really are the ones that suffer. Adopted son David may be sent back to Africa; little Rocco was dressed up in Yankees gear this week (cruel on many levels) seemingly to taunt Daddy; and Lourdes? Well, seeing as Madge will probably be back stateside more often, Lola will probably have to see Rosie O’Donnell more than any sensible person would want to. Then again, maybe Ro will take her to get the unibrow looked at. Just sayin’. (mw) We hope you have a great weekend filled with peace, love, and pop-culture!
