It seems people really like this show about stars who dance. Me, personally? I like a show about unknowns who sing. Most people who know me know that I’m a helluva dancer, so while fellow spunkybean-guy, EJ, is on vacation, I’ll handle the performance recap duties. Imagine my chagrin when […]
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