Previously on Celebrity Apprentice: Cyndi Lauper had crazy questions about the Internet and displayed the physical strength of the ant who lifts 100 times its own body weight. Bret Michaels was a weird combination of Dwight Schrute and herpes. And Darryl Strawberry finally got to leave because he was sleepy. […]
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Dancing With the Stars: Week Three Results (April 6)
“For most, this story will end happily ever after. For one, it will just END.” Dude, Tom, relax. It’s like he’s announcing an MMA fight instead of a DWTS results show! Tom & Brooke tease another unpredictable elimination. That just says to me that we’re going to be stuck with […]
Dancing with the Stars – Season 10, Performance Week 3
Previously on Dancing with the Stars:Nicole Scherzinger got a couple of 10’s in her second week, Kate Gosselin has a meltdown and followed up on that by not dancing well, Cheryl seemed inappropriately smitten with Ochocinco, and as Joel McHale put it, Shannen Doherty continued her tradition of being the […]
Celebrity Apprentice Season 3, Episode 3:
Previously on Celebrity Apprentice: Goldberg lifted multiple people over his head. Cyndi Lauper schlepped carpet across a busy street. Bret Michaels got all whiny. Sharon Osbourne coughed all over the refreshment table. Cranky Jeff from Kodak made his triumphant return and gave Tenacity their first win, despite Project Manager Maria […]
Dancing With the Stars: Week One & Two Results (Mar 31)
Last night on Dancing With the Stars, there was more drama than a crappy telanovela. Of course, the most talked-about scene came courtesy of Kate Gosselin actually getting Tony Dovolani to utter the words “I quit” and storm out…before coming back and apologizing to her after the break. There was […]
Dancing with the Stars – Season 10, Performance Week 2
Previously on Dancing with the Stars:Buzz Aldrin was kind of adorable but didn’t so much dance.Pamela Anderson auditioned for a spot at Cheetah’s, Bachelor Jake and Kate Gosselin irritated us just as much as they do on their regular shows, and everybody else was kind of OK at worst, and […]