Wow, they kick things right off, jumping straight into an encore of the group dance. Has there ever been a time when the group dance wasn’t the encore? I’m not sure I like the black and white, by the way. Also, does anybody know where this song is from? It […]
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Dancing With the Stars: Week 7 Performances (April 20)
Welcome back! It seems like ages since last week, doesn’t it? We are reminded that Steve-O ran out of steam, and it would seem that somebody in the effects department got a new toy, as we are quite literally shown Steve-O’s open mouth breathing what appears to be fire, then […]
Celebrity Apprentice Smackdown: Season 2, Episode 7 (Apr 20)
Previously on Celebrity Apprentice: Both teams failed to impress the executives at All, who, it is important to note, are offended by midgets and insist on a distinction between “mothers” and “women with children”. Donald Trump then fired two people for reasons completely unrelated to the task. In the suite […]
Dancing With the Stars-Week 6 Results (April 14)
We start out tonight’s extravaganza with a encore of Lil Kim and Derek’s jive. I just noticed she’s wearing leg warmers. I wonder how Edyta feels about that. I’m also still concerned that she might pop a boob. I think Len’s nuts to say there wasn’t enough jive content, but […]
Dancing with the Stars: Performances, Week 6 (Apr 14)
Previously on Dancing with the Stars: David Alan Grier was eliminated and turned out to be kind of a poor sport. Steve-O somehow avoided the Bottom Two, and Samantha Harris stopped spreading germs to the entire cast. Hey, Tom Bergeron! Can you mispronounce the name of the movie that marked […]
Celebrity Apprentice Smackdown: Season 2, Episode 6 (Apr 13)
Back in the suite, the retarded baby ducklings are sad. They talk about alcohol and why it’s bad. There’s something really sad about it all, but it should be noted that Brian McKnight still manages to make it all about how awesome and deep he is. That’s Brian McKnight: Sexing […]