Amazing Race – Season 17 Snap Judgments

Gary and Mallory

You guys, Gary is 53 years old, and he will beat your ass if you give him half a chance. His bio is like a litany of macho. I think he might be Brock Samson in his spare time. Mallory is Miss Kentucky, but based on her bio, I like her better than most of the beauty queens we see on TV. She seems interesting, and she once sold a ham for 1.3 million dollars. I really want to know what inflates a ham to such lofty values. And I assume that, at the time of the ham sale, Gary was out punching grizzly bears in the face. (ej)