Deep breath, everyone. We’re about to embark on our first live eviction night of Big Brother 10. It is literally not possible for it to suck worse that Season 9. Wait a second. What the? There’s an audience for the live show? Is it the finale already? Oh no, it seems we’re hearkening back to yesteryear, the innocent days of Season One, when people thought this show would do Survivor numbers, Dr. Drew Pinsky wanted to psychoanalyze the effects being cut off from the outside world was having on these people, and some women from AOL would show up and tell us who was winning various polls. And it’s likely that no one else remembers this is such vivid detail as I do, so, moving on!
