MYNDI
Braden: Oh, Braden. We like ourselves a wee bit, don’t we? His bio says he works as an “international model and actor”, which I’m going to take to mean he’s posed for an International Male catalog and perhaps has been in a movie only released in Bulgaria or something. He’s a surfer who…wait for it…is afraid of drowning. He likes to boast about his “overall desirability” and thinks anything creative is “totally rad”. How very ’90s of you, Braden. He also says he makes up his own words, which is probably just a preventative measure for when he can’t read the directions for an HOH challenge because of his immense lack of intelligence. Biggest tool in the shed, this one.
