Big Brother

Big Brother 11: Snap Judgements!

Laura: Laura is a bikini model who intends to “live” in her bathing suit while in the house.  Yes, she’s that girl.  She also shows evidence in her bio of being the girl who will very shortly bust out in the diary room that girls don’t like her because they are all jealous of her.  Her career has given her the chance to “travel to amazing places for free and get crazy gift offers”.  It has also yielded work in tanning product ads, and led her to winning the 2008 Planet Beach Title, whatever that is.  Well, my job has also given me the chance to travel and receive gifts from time to time.  I got a 401K instead of the Planet Beach Title, though.  Laura also refers to her own lower back tattoo as her tramp stamp, so she’s proud to be a skank, I guess.

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