Everybody’s standing on surfboards mounted to the wall. Sometimes the surfboards move, and sometimes water pours down on the houseguests. The first five to fall will be the “Haves” for the week, last one standing is the Head of Household, everybody else is on slop.
Big Brother 12: Nominations, Week 3
Things get nauseating in a hurry as Brendon says he needs to win so he can be Rachel’s “knight in shining armor”, which is something I don’t think an actual human being has ever said before. Enzo says he needs to win it for the Brigade. Of course you do, pumpkin. Andrew says he needs to win because he’s an outsider, and slop isn’t Kosher. Oh, also Matt brags about how great he is. I can’t tell if he’s doing a bit, or if he’s just one of the world’s biggest d-bags. I hope there’s more going on there, but I doubt it. Oh, in footage from Thursday, Matt vaguely threatens anybody who dared vote to evict him. Hate him so much.
