Big Brother 12: Nominations, Week 3

Matt tells everybody that he’s a favorite to win. Man, he’s like if Dr. Will were gross and unfunny. Enzo’s leg seizes up, and he falls. He explains that he “slipped at the last second”. His last second of standing, presumably. Enzo complains that he let down Jersey and he let down the Brigade. Dude, New Jersey is desperately hoping you get off TV as soon as possible. If you were fictional, you’d have been run off the air as an offensive stereotype. Ragan announces that he’s sticking it to everybody who ever bullied him in high school. You know, I got my ass kicked on a regular basis, and I don’t think anybody involved would take my ability to continue standing on a board as a victory. But, you know, I guess you take your vindication where you can get it.