James, for his part, reminds us that, hello, we’re playing a game called Big Brother, where aside from the optional lap dancing abilities that would appear to be a plus, you’re best served by having the ability to lie your ass off. He then tries to make out some more with Chelsia in the HOH. Dude, those are my retinas!
Natalie starts in with her “Matty” this and “Matty” that. She is so annoying, y’all. It’s like Cheri Oteri doing a stock impression of a reality show contestant combined with the cheerleader bit she and Will Ferrell used to do. On meth.
