Laura–Carolyn, Sixteen Candles. It was a tough job to come up with an 80s character for Laura, so I just went with the most vapid one I could think of, and it’s Samantha’s big sister from Sixteen Candles. Carolyn would definitely think that all girls are jealous of her, and that if a guy (Jessie) wasn’t talking to her, it could only be a “schoolboy game”, because every man must find her attractive. She’d also probably say what Laura said last night, that it’s “not my fault I have big boobs!” Um, actually, since they’re bought and paid for, it sure is, Laura.
