Remember how Ollie was afraid of birds? Now that was funny! We also learn that Ollie and Renny could not swim and Dan taught them. It’s a cute little sequence that seems to be here only because Dan points out that maybe Ollie will give him his vote because Dan taught him to swim. Maybe if this was Camp Tamakwa, Dan.
We segue into a final discussion of the jury by reflecting on the fight that broke out after Michelle won her revenge HOH in her stunning red skankitard and strappy sandals. How is that not on a runway somewhere? Dan and Memphis stayed low-key (you’ll recall Dan actually hid) as April and Libra all but clawed each other’s eyes out and Jerry officially turned the corner into obnoxious town. In their final Diary Rooms, Memphis says he won’t bad mouth Dan, while Dan says the opposite. That guy doesn’t stop playing for a second! Let’s see how it turns out…