TUESDAY
Previously, the whole damn season, encapsulated into the pieces that involved our final two mostly. It’s interesting how each shifted and adapted their alliances to get to the end, and it’s nice to see that actual strategy was rewarded this season. Often, that’s not the case at all. Now, if everyone can just keep their minds right, we can do this really quick like. Oh fine, take an hour. I’ll be here.
Julie is in a little black dress. i guess she figured she’d play it safe after some of her recent ensembles. She looks lovely. The guy in the front row is VERY excited to be here. She shows us Dan and Memphis on the view screen, waiting for the results, and they both look dapper in button downs and sport coats with jeans. This is the most normal final two I can recall in a long while. (Our last three winners were Boogie, Evel Dick, and A-Balla. I forgot what it looked like to have sane people sitting in the final two chairs. – EJ)
