Celebrity Apprentice – Season 3, Episode 9, Truck Stop Taste

Bret gives the crew their orders, and then goes to the roof to take pictures of the city. He plans to blow up the shots and put them on the walls. That was a weird short scene in which nobody does or says anything funny.

Cyndi and Holly hit the prop house to decorate. They first find a statue that is described as a “Buddha” by all involved, though I don’t recall Buddha being a skinny woman. Cyndi finds one of those egg chairs she wanted, and also the kitty cat clock that both the Muppet Babies and Zac McKracken had on their wall. Holly shoots down both, and describes Cyndi as “a gnat on a swamp” which I have never heard before. Cyndi and the prop guy debate whether a disco ball can ever be too big, and then she buys a six-foot Eiffel Tower. Cyndi’s house must totally look like Mr. Magorium’s Wonder Emporium.  (And I can also see her travelling by Wonkavator.  You know she’s thought about it.–Myndi)