Celebrity Apprentice – Season 3, Episode 9, Truck Stop Taste

Opening Theme! Do you guys even remember that Darryl Strawberry was on this show? It’s true! I went back and checked, and he did, in fact, appear in several episodes. I feel like a Mythbuster!

It’s that time of year again, as the retarded baby ducklings gather in the Trumpartment. If you haven’t seen it, it looks like a cartoon of where a rich person lives. It is so far over-the-top that it might loop back around. Everything is gold or crystal and one room has two chandeliers in it. It is not a place where human emotion has ever entered. (Poor little Barron; where does that kid play?–Myndi) When Trump wonders why people make fun of him, well, aside from his hair and personality, this kind of thing is the reason. What I love is that there’s no overriding aesthetic or personal taste at work. Instead, it’s just furnished around the question “Would a rich person have this?” If the answer is “yes”, cram it in somewhere. If the answer is “no”, try recasting it in gold, and then cram it in somewhere. The ducklings try to act like they’re in awe and not laugh. I will never be on this show, because I couldn’t pull it off. Also, I’m not famous.