LaToya has the reigning Playmate of the Year on her team, and she needs somebody to wear a bathing suit. I see how these things go together, don’t you? Not LaToya. “Hello, I am a professional model, and you need a model. Would you like me to model?” “No, but I could really use you to keep track of our receipts. Now where am I going to get a model.” Hope interviews that she was just trying to help, but if LaToya insists she run the numbers, the numbers she shall run. By the way, Hope is clearly a very attractive woman. But in this interview, she looks much more casual – her hair’s not all elaborate and her outfit’s not ridiculous. And in this interview, she is suddenly THE MOST ATTRACTIVE WOMAN EVER. I don’t know what magic happened in this interview, but it’s pretty amazing. But, you know, there’s not really time for that because she’s got books to balance. And the thing is, Hope’s been very upfront about what she does and doesn’t know. She didn’t make a PowerPoint presentation because she doesn’t know PowerPoint. No excuses – she stated that fact. And now, something’s coming along that’s right inside her wheelhouse. “You say you need somebody to have boobs? I believe I can accommodate you…” But no dice. We haven’t really seen or heard much from Hope, but I think I like her. It’s entirely possible that she’s normal. (Nobody who goes out and buys boobs like the ones she bought is completely normal.–Myndi)
You put Charles Manson, Gary Busey, and The Ben Stiller show into a single sentence …how is this not the most Google’d article on the Internet ever?
Dammit! I should have put “topless” in that sentence.
Great. Thanks. Now I can’t unsee that.
Pretty good season! Joan Rivers is probably my favorite of all time in terms of entertainment factor.