Opening credits! I am already to the point where I am confused every time I see David Cassidy in the opening. Was he really on the show this season? I could have sworn it was longer ago. Back when this was a radio show, maybe.
Marlee presents her check to the guy from the Starkey Hearing Foundation, and something about his face is kind of hilarious. He looks like a cartoon, kind of. The million dollar check blows his mind, as it should. He’s beaming, Marlee is excited, it’s a cool moment.
The retarded baby ducklings gather outside, at what the editors would have me believe is an observation deck at Trump Tower. There are very few sights in life more glorious than Trump in the wind. That hair lifts off his head in a single piece, and it’s great. It gives the impression that his hair is only secured to his noggin in one or two places, and he’s maybe eight lost hairs away from just being a bald guy. John calls Trump “benevolent”. It’s weird to hear that word used non-sarcastically.
You put Charles Manson, Gary Busey, and The Ben Stiller show into a single sentence …how is this not the most Google’d article on the Internet ever?
Dammit! I should have put “topless” in that sentence.
Great. Thanks. Now I can’t unsee that.
Pretty good season! Joan Rivers is probably my favorite of all time in terms of entertainment factor.