The gold girls arrive at Backbone, along with Two-Foot Fred, who’s now dressed as a pirate. What the hell? Did John Rich keep him last week? Is he sleeping in a drawer somewhere? And did he bring a tiny pirate costume with him when he got off the plane last week, just in case? There are so many questions, not the least of which is: Why are they pretending that everybody’s heard of Two-Foot Fred? I could go on, but I’m distracted by busty pirate wenches. Those poor girls had no idea when they got up this morning that they would have to deal with Busey and a pirate midget.
You put Charles Manson, Gary Busey, and The Ben Stiller show into a single sentence …how is this not the most Google’d article on the Internet ever?
Dammit! I should have put “topless” in that sentence.
Great. Thanks. Now I can’t unsee that.
Pretty good season! Joan Rivers is probably my favorite of all time in terms of entertainment factor.