Backbone starts a pirate change, and while they’re all dressed up, Meat Loaf got the short end of the stick. He’s wearing a black shirt and stocking cap – like a Goth version of Smee. Everybody else is identifiably a pirate, he’s just sort of a dude with a hat. They begin accosting the public to force them into trying out sunscreen. If I passed their display, I’d be conflicted as to whether or not to check it out. On the one hand, busty pirate wenches. On the other, there’s a midget screaming at people.
Don Jr. shows up, and Lil Jon puts a cutlass to his throat. He’s been waiting all season for this. Two-Foot Fred yells about alligators, which really makes a mess of the theme. Don Jr. thinks they have a defined theme and says that they did a “great job” of coming up with something different. It seems clear to me that Don Jr. likes Backbone better at this point, but that will probably change when he knows who won and he has to seem like he knows things.
You put Charles Manson, Gary Busey, and The Ben Stiller show into a single sentence …how is this not the most Google’d article on the Internet ever?
Dammit! I should have put “topless” in that sentence.
Great. Thanks. Now I can’t unsee that.
Pretty good season! Joan Rivers is probably my favorite of all time in terms of entertainment factor.