Trump talks about the sun and the “sun care industry”. He accents the second syllable in “industry”. In-DUSS-tree. He says it as if he’s saying “industrial” but stops before the end of the word. And then he keeps saying it, as if to make sure everybody knows that he’s pronouncing words crazily. The sponsor for his task is Australian Gold. We meet CEO Steve, a guy who looks exactly like a leathery Dennis Kucinich; his wife Tommy Sue, who is a dead ringer for Joan Callamezzo from Parks and Recreation; and Melinda the head of sales, who’s a sexy Bonnie Hunt.
You put Charles Manson, Gary Busey, and The Ben Stiller show into a single sentence …how is this not the most Google’d article on the Internet ever?
Dammit! I should have put “topless” in that sentence.
Great. Thanks. Now I can’t unsee that.
Pretty good season! Joan Rivers is probably my favorite of all time in terms of entertainment factor.