Busey keeps denying it, but he said it on video. We saw it! We know he’s either a liar or crazy. Trump doesn’t let that stop him. He tells Mark to pick two people, and it’s been a long time since this has actually happened. The Boardroom just hasn’t been getting to that stage. Mark says he can only pick Busey. And that’s perfectly reasonable. I could see also bringing maybe John Rich, so you’ve got somebody who’ll back up your version of events, since Busey’s just denying everything. John’s pretty good at keeping a lid on things, so you won’t get the shouting match that you would with, say, Meat Loaf. That’s probably what I would have done, but I would have been fired on the first fundraising task when I didn’t have any rich friends to buy stuff. “Who brought in the least money?” “Definitely EJ. His biggest donor was his friend Sam, who bought a slice of pizza for five dollars. And he actually had to borrow that five dollars from Jose Canseco.”
You put Charles Manson, Gary Busey, and The Ben Stiller show into a single sentence …how is this not the most Google’d article on the Internet ever?
Dammit! I should have put “topless” in that sentence.
Great. Thanks. Now I can’t unsee that.
Pretty good season! Joan Rivers is probably my favorite of all time in terms of entertainment factor.