Celebrity Apprentice

Celebrity Apprentice Season 4 – “Gary is an Obvious Thing”

In the lobby, Mark insists it’s nothing personal, while Busey swears up and down that he didn’t do any of those things.  I honestly can’t tell if I’m supposed to feel heartbroken for a damaged man or sad that he’s a big liar.  What’s going on here? (Imagine how Mark must have felt.  I have to give the guy big props for not strangling Gary on the spot.–Myndi)

Trump consults with the Trumplings.  Don Jr. and Ivanka both think that Busey should go.  In the lobby, Mark actually tells Busey to “take a big swim in Lake You”, and I can only imagine how filthy that lake would be.  It’d just be full of, like, discarded condoms and old tires.  Busey says he’s 66 years old and has been out of his body twice.  Hey, he’s the same age as Pierce on Community.  Boy, it would be perfect if Busey had just said “I’m sixty-six.  Dick.”  The two argue in therapy buzzwords for what seems like forever before fake receptionist Amanda sends them back in.

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4 Comments

  1. You put Charles Manson, Gary Busey, and The Ben Stiller show into a single sentence …how is this not the most Google’d article on the Internet ever?

  2. Dammit! I should have put “topless” in that sentence.

  3. Great. Thanks. Now I can’t unsee that.

  4. Pretty good season! Joan Rivers is probably my favorite of all time in terms of entertainment factor.

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