LaToya and Mark step up as Project Managers. Both of them say that it’s time to step up and that they want to win money for their charities. Are they reading from the same script again? The winter gets $20,000 from Trump and another 20K from Australian Gold. Pfffft. That’s it? That much could have fallen out of the giant sack of money that Marlee gave her charity and she wouldn’t even notice.
Backbone brainstorms. Or the closest they can get to brainstorming considering what they’re working with. Immediately, Lil Jon wants to paint some girls gold. Lil Jon – the Auric Goldfinger of the 21st Century. John and Mark agree that they really want to see some shiny models. John mentions treasure, and that leads straight to Mark suggesting a pirate theme. And then Meat Loaf talks about how ASAP will definitely put Hope Dworaczyk in a bikini, so they have to “fight cleavage with cleavage”. I am resisting the urge to make a joke about Meat Loaf’s character in Fight Club. Busey finds it confusing because pirate movies never show pirates using sunscreen, and then he names a bunch of people who appeared in Pirates of the Caribbean. Well, that’s certainly convincing. (I actually thought that was the most lucid he’s sounded this whole time.–Myndi) Mark decides to taunt fate by saying that he’s going to stand by the concept and he’s willing to go home if that’s what it comes to. Thanks for getting the foreshadowing in so early, Mark!
You put Charles Manson, Gary Busey, and The Ben Stiller show into a single sentence …how is this not the most Google’d article on the Internet ever?
Dammit! I should have put “topless” in that sentence.
Great. Thanks. Now I can’t unsee that.
Pretty good season! Joan Rivers is probably my favorite of all time in terms of entertainment factor.