Celebrity Apprentice Season 4 – “I Love Touching the Art”

There’s a line outside Backbone’s gallery when they open the doors.  A woman asks Lil Jon about his artistic process, and he has no good answer.  Busey explains to a patron of the arts that a difference between a buffalo and a pig is that one has horns.  Trace Adkins’ wife, who has horrifying Big Bird-yellow fingernails, gives John Rich a stack of money.  Because Country Music don’t write checks, y’all.  They keep their money in convenient pile form, just like drug dealers.  Somebody buys painted wine bottles from Lil Jon over the phone.  Some dumb sap buys painted Mark McGrath lyrics.  Richard Hatch looks on sadly.  Busey gets $5,000 for some handprints that he listed at $550,000.  Damn this recession!