Celebrity Apprentice

Celebrity Apprentice Season 4 – “I Love Touching the Art”

“I’m a big fan of art.  I have many, many wonderful pieces throughout my various homes.  I love looking at the art.  I love touching the art.  I have fun with it.”

I want that to be my ringtone.  It’s the perfect Trump soundbite.  It’s weirdly vague, contains boasting, and then trails off into something mildly creepy.  Now that you’ve heard it, you can’t not picture Trump limply rubbing his hand up and down a painting, making contented gurgles all the while.

By the way, if all of this hoohah about a 2012 Presidential campaign turns into anything, I’d like to give his opponents some free advice.  Run any random thirty-second clip of Trump from any episode of this show.  You don’t even have to do any editing or say a word – instant attack ad!

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  1. This was my favorite Recap so far! The others in the cyber cafe gave me weird looks as I was laughing.-

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