Next, Trump tells Meat Loaf that he’s looking good. Trump even calls him “handsome”. And then it gets weird. “You know, I’m not a gay man. I think gayness is wonderful, but I’m not a gay man.” Trump said that! On TV! On a show that was shot last year and could have been edited to keep the stupid stuff out! You know what Trump needs? A gay-ass hat. Meat Loaf thinks that Celebrity Apprentice is a pretty good diet plan, what with the way you don’t get to eat or sleep.
Trump asks the stud-muffin what he did, and Meat Loaf says he set up the vignettes. Trump is outraged that the Project Manager didn’t handle that, and Marlee explains that she had people do what they were good at. You know, like a leader should do.