So without further hoopla, we’re headed to another task. “As celebrities, we have to reinvent ourselves on occasion.” Oh, like how a guy who gave a substantial donation to Hilary Clinton’s primary campaign in 2007 suddenly reverses his positions on gay marriage, health care, and abortion rights? I guess that’s a reinvention of a sort. Anyway, OnStar has also reinvented themselves, in that they used to provide vehicle security and now they make waffles. Wait, really? OK, I guess you can actually buy OnStar now, rather than only being able to get it if it’s pre-installed in a new car. That’s not so much a reinvention as, I don’t know, making more stuff. Trump says “connectivity” in a weird way, stressing the “con”. As if the word had been in prison, I suppose. He introduces two OnStar execs, one of whom is a creepier Zeljko Invanek, the other of whom has white hair and a fake beard. They are Sam and Chris, and I don’t care to keep track of which is which.
