Star presents the check to her charity, and as ever, these scenes are sweet and I don’t have any jokes. Actually, there is a funny bit where Star’s cardiologist has no idea what he’s doing there – like, I don’t even think he knows that she’s on Celebrity Apprentice. So that’s kind of cute, at least. He seems like a nice man.
The retarded baby ducklings assemble outside of Madison Square Garden, best known as the venue where Hulk Hogan heroically defeated the Iron Sheik in 1982. Trump arrives with Don Jr. and Eric (aka the Ugly Trumpling) and asks Jose how he feels about Richard not getting fired, which is dumb, since Jose was there when it happened. Or didn’t happen, I guess. He got an instant reaction at the time. Richard, by the way, is clean shaven for possibly the first time since the first season of Survivor. It makes him look less evil.