The bad guy from The DaVinci Code… no, wait, that’s just Eric… explains that each team is going to write a children’s book, based on at least one member of the team, and then perform it in front of a group of kids. They’ll be judged on originality, presentation, and age-appropriateness by a children’s publisher and last season’s Holly Robinson-Peete. Boy, this is not the best bunch to inspire an appropriate children’s book. You’ve got a guy who did all of the steroids he could and then outed other people for money after he got caught. You’ve got LaToya Jackson, who got her ass kicked on a regular basis as a kid, posed nude, and then got married to another abuser. There’s Hope Dworaczyk, who is literally only famous(ish) for being naked. Richard Hatch who rose to prominence by being naked and evil, then cheated on his taxes and smacked around his boyfriend. And just try explaining NeNe Leakes or Busey to a group of kids. You can see where this can go horribly wrong.
