My favorite memory of Jose Canseco was when a ball, hit by one of my hometown Cleveland Indians, bounced off his head for a homerun. I could watch that video on a loop. I have to correct my colleague, though. There is one person who likes Jose…Jose! He pretty much thinks he’s the best thing ever. EJ did nail it, however, when he said that, short of him committing mass murder, Jose is going to be around longer than any of us really want him to be. (MW)
La Toya Jackson — If you ever want to get really depressed, just read the life story of any member of the Jackson family. Seriously, after reading about LaToya’s life, including her forced marriage to her violent manager, I’m too sad to make jokes. I mean, she always seemed a little odd, but man, there was some dark stuff happening there. At this point, is there anything Trump could say or do that would even faze her? (EJ)
