ASAP visits a restaurant in the Trump Hotel, and then they’re suddenly standing in a different room while Star sends people out for props. When did transitions become unnecessary? Seriously, 100 years a film had to show somebody going from place to place, and use certain visuals to indicate the passage of time. People in 1911 would literally not have understood the edit that just happened. When did we gain the ability to accept movement in time and space without any visual cues until completion? I am actually interested in this, but am not smart enough to figure it out. Somebody should do that for me.
This: “And it ends with the line “The Future is Trump”, and that’s actually the most terrifying thing I can envision. Imagine Trump as a brain in a jar (still with the hair, though), shouting orders at his StormTrumpers as they round up the last survivors of the Gold Wars. A band of scrappy rebels stands in opposition, but their primitive spears and blowguns can’t penetrate the golden armor of the StormTrumpers. Their only hope? The chosen ones – Anderson Cooper, Mahsa, and Eric Trump (who has been exiled from the kingdom and spent the last ten years living underground and training all manner of burrowing rodents to do his bidding).” is one of the funniest paragraphs ever written! Also, on a related note, does Eric Trump not have any access to lip balm? If I can tell you are need of lip moisturizers thru the TV screen, you’re in trouble!