Then there are approximately one thousand shots of jewelry from Ivanka’s line. Don’t they know they’re taking up time that could be used for commercials for The Voice? I’m pretty sure that NBC’s Monday schedule is a repeat of Chuck and then two hours of Voice commercials. Star talks about how great the jewelry is, and Marlee makes a face that the editors took to be a look of awe but came off to me as “People pay money for this crap?” NeNe calls and asks if they can hire a manicurist, since their hands are going to be in the commercial. Star agrees, even though it’s stupid. Hope talks about how Star is used to extravagance. Is she really? I mean, I know she’s a lawyer and all, but she also does ads for Payless Shoe Source. Is she the heiress to some kind of fortune I don’t know about? Did her grandfather invent mayonnaise?
This: “And it ends with the line “The Future is Trump”, and that’s actually the most terrifying thing I can envision. Imagine Trump as a brain in a jar (still with the hair, though), shouting orders at his StormTrumpers as they round up the last survivors of the Gold Wars. A band of scrappy rebels stands in opposition, but their primitive spears and blowguns can’t penetrate the golden armor of the StormTrumpers. Their only hope? The chosen ones – Anderson Cooper, Mahsa, and Eric Trump (who has been exiled from the kingdom and spent the last ten years living underground and training all manner of burrowing rodents to do his bidding).” is one of the funniest paragraphs ever written! Also, on a related note, does Eric Trump not have any access to lip balm? If I can tell you are need of lip moisturizers thru the TV screen, you’re in trouble!