Holy Lord, those Ivanka rings are ugly! I do not care for chunky jewelry, to the extent that I will ever notice a piece of jewelry in my life, and these things are huge. Ivanka’s rings are gaudier than Green Lantern’s, and his is made of magic. (That’ll be funnier for the rest of you after the movie opens.)
They seriously cut from the manicure scene to the men of Backbone burping. You know the editors were praying for a good fart or a nice ball-scratch. Kaboy tells Meat Loaf to work fast on the photos and not get a hundred shots. Well, why would you want to have options? That’s crazy talk. He then claims to have written a sentence that he’s not smart enough to write, and it’s not really a great sentence. It’s just long. In an interview, he says that the Jo(h)ns have a better vibe when Meat Loaf isn’t there. It turns out, there is more to Lil Jon than just “diamonds in his teeth and the dreads”. Clearly, somebody absorbed the lessons of Not-So-Lil Jon. He knows both his ABC’s and his 123’s, you see. Although, I actually get his point, because I like Lil Jon a heck of a lot more than I had anticipated.
This: “And it ends with the line “The Future is Trump”, and that’s actually the most terrifying thing I can envision. Imagine Trump as a brain in a jar (still with the hair, though), shouting orders at his StormTrumpers as they round up the last survivors of the Gold Wars. A band of scrappy rebels stands in opposition, but their primitive spears and blowguns can’t penetrate the golden armor of the StormTrumpers. Their only hope? The chosen ones – Anderson Cooper, Mahsa, and Eric Trump (who has been exiled from the kingdom and spent the last ten years living underground and training all manner of burrowing rodents to do his bidding).” is one of the funniest paragraphs ever written! Also, on a related note, does Eric Trump not have any access to lip balm? If I can tell you are need of lip moisturizers thru the TV screen, you’re in trouble!