Don Jr. visits ASAP and immediately gets creepy about Hope. Stop trying to be your dad, dude! It’s not too late! He says that they’re organized, but they’re missing the mark with their message – they talk about appealing to a younger crowd, but their ad actually covers all the old-person bases.
Out of context line that would make a great opening for a crime show: “I guess Meat Loaf is shooting the butler”. While the esteemed Mr. Loaf heads off to take the pictures, Kaboy’s writing copy, and Lil Jon works with the graphic designer, though they don’t actually have any graphics yet. Meat Loaf gets the most stereotypical picture of a maitre d’ that you’ve ever seen. Also, the guy looks exactly like Darrell Hammond. Meat Loaf talks about all of his acting work. Yes, he certainly did convincingly convey the idea of driving a bus in Spice World. By the way, it is not a good picture – the guy is kind of pale and ghastly, and he’s making an angry grimace. “Trump Hotels – Where the Help Hates You”.
This: “And it ends with the line “The Future is Trump”, and that’s actually the most terrifying thing I can envision. Imagine Trump as a brain in a jar (still with the hair, though), shouting orders at his StormTrumpers as they round up the last survivors of the Gold Wars. A band of scrappy rebels stands in opposition, but their primitive spears and blowguns can’t penetrate the golden armor of the StormTrumpers. Their only hope? The chosen ones – Anderson Cooper, Mahsa, and Eric Trump (who has been exiled from the kingdom and spent the last ten years living underground and training all manner of burrowing rodents to do his bidding).” is one of the funniest paragraphs ever written! Also, on a related note, does Eric Trump not have any access to lip balm? If I can tell you are need of lip moisturizers thru the TV screen, you’re in trouble!