NeNe and LaToya are still out shopping, and they talk about how they’re great friends now. Back at ASAP, the hobo photographer is concerned that they’re running out of daylight. By the way, he is wearing a distressed t-shirt emblazoned with his name, using the font from the AC/DC logo. Based solely on this piece of information, I am ready to pronounce him the Worst Person in the World. Once again, traffic is an issue for ASAP. And the great thing is, Star is just waiting because NeNe is “in charge of” the picture of Hope in the tub. Hope is there, the tub is there, the photographer is there. How about if you just get a picture rather than wait for the member of the team that you arbitrarily set up to get blamed for this particular section? When they return, Star gives them five minutes, which rates a “Bitch, what you talking about we got five minutes?” from NeNe, who also references SuperFly. But, you know, they couldn’t possibly take a picture of Hope without NeNe to stand behind the photographer and mutter vague encouragement. Star thinks Hope should be wearing less, and if she had such strong opinions, maybe they should have started the shoot earlier.
This: “And it ends with the line “The Future is Trump”, and that’s actually the most terrifying thing I can envision. Imagine Trump as a brain in a jar (still with the hair, though), shouting orders at his StormTrumpers as they round up the last survivors of the Gold Wars. A band of scrappy rebels stands in opposition, but their primitive spears and blowguns can’t penetrate the golden armor of the StormTrumpers. Their only hope? The chosen ones – Anderson Cooper, Mahsa, and Eric Trump (who has been exiled from the kingdom and spent the last ten years living underground and training all manner of burrowing rodents to do his bidding).” is one of the funniest paragraphs ever written! Also, on a related note, does Eric Trump not have any access to lip balm? If I can tell you are need of lip moisturizers thru the TV screen, you’re in trouble!