Lil Jon talks about altering a shot of the New York skyline to make the surrounding buildings smaller so that Trump’s penis stands out more. I mean his hotel. (I guarantee that as Myndi was editing this, she retched a little when she hit the words “Trump’s penis”. Is it possible for a phrase to generate negative Google traffic?) Lil Jon also does not care for the picture of the guy that I think is a maitre d’, but he thinks is a butler. His is easier to spell, so I’m going to agree with him. He does looks sort of dead. Lil Jon suggests cropping his head out of the picture. Hee! Meat Loaf explains that he didn’t want him to smile. He admits his mistake, but he didn’t know that’s what they wanted. Well, maybe if he hadn’t been cautioned against taking too many pictures, he could have switched it up.
This: “And it ends with the line “The Future is Trump”, and that’s actually the most terrifying thing I can envision. Imagine Trump as a brain in a jar (still with the hair, though), shouting orders at his StormTrumpers as they round up the last survivors of the Gold Wars. A band of scrappy rebels stands in opposition, but their primitive spears and blowguns can’t penetrate the golden armor of the StormTrumpers. Their only hope? The chosen ones – Anderson Cooper, Mahsa, and Eric Trump (who has been exiled from the kingdom and spent the last ten years living underground and training all manner of burrowing rodents to do his bidding).” is one of the funniest paragraphs ever written! Also, on a related note, does Eric Trump not have any access to lip balm? If I can tell you are need of lip moisturizers thru the TV screen, you’re in trouble!