ASAP shoots the “ladies who lunch” picture, and I feel like my computer should not even be letting me type that phrase. Come on, helpful paperclip! Jump in with a “Are you sure you want to sound like a gay gossip columnist during the Clinton Presidency?” box! Star complains about LaToya, because that’s what she does, and this shot could not look more fake. It’s not like Star’s a hottie or anything, but in still pictures, she looks like either a dude or somebody who’s part lion.
Backbone plugs away, and Kaboy stresses that there can not be any misspelled words in the copy. Meat Loaf says he’s going to go word-by-word and starts with “The”. Then he says, “I need a dictionary”. I’m not sure those two lines were spoken consecutively like that, but if they were, that was awesomely sarcastic. Now, couldn’t they just paste the text to Word and have the paperclip look for misspellings? Unless your copy includes the word “cyborg”, which Word bafflingly still refuses to accept as a legitimate word, that should take care of it. (And yes, I use the word “cyborg” more than you think.) The men try to spell words for a while, none of which are particularly difficult. Kaboy catches that they misspelled both “sophistication” and “guest”. By the way, the font they’re using for the “Live the Life” tag is terrible. It’s almost a graffiti font, which would be great if they were promoting a production of Rent, but people who would consider staying at a Trump Hotel do not wish to be reminded of youths and their spray paint.
This: “And it ends with the line “The Future is Trump”, and that’s actually the most terrifying thing I can envision. Imagine Trump as a brain in a jar (still with the hair, though), shouting orders at his StormTrumpers as they round up the last survivors of the Gold Wars. A band of scrappy rebels stands in opposition, but their primitive spears and blowguns can’t penetrate the golden armor of the StormTrumpers. Their only hope? The chosen ones – Anderson Cooper, Mahsa, and Eric Trump (who has been exiled from the kingdom and spent the last ten years living underground and training all manner of burrowing rodents to do his bidding).” is one of the funniest paragraphs ever written! Also, on a related note, does Eric Trump not have any access to lip balm? If I can tell you are need of lip moisturizers thru the TV screen, you’re in trouble!