Opening Credits. Did you guys even remember Niki Taylor was on this show? This is only the eighth episode, and it feels like I’ve been recapping this season since 2007.
Hope Dworaczyk presents the check to her charity, Best Buddies. It’s sort of like Big Brothers, only the Little Brothers have intellectual disabilities. Hope actually has an assigned Buddy, so this is clearly a charity that she’s been involved with prior to the show. Good for her! Awkwardly, while presenting the check to her Buddy, she has to say “Omaha Steaks” about a hundred times. They’re also at a bowling alley, and Hope does not strike me as an avid bowler. Still, she’s started dressing normally at least. Could the doorman jackets be a thing of the past?
This: “And it ends with the line “The Future is Trump”, and that’s actually the most terrifying thing I can envision. Imagine Trump as a brain in a jar (still with the hair, though), shouting orders at his StormTrumpers as they round up the last survivors of the Gold Wars. A band of scrappy rebels stands in opposition, but their primitive spears and blowguns can’t penetrate the golden armor of the StormTrumpers. Their only hope? The chosen ones – Anderson Cooper, Mahsa, and Eric Trump (who has been exiled from the kingdom and spent the last ten years living underground and training all manner of burrowing rodents to do his bidding).” is one of the funniest paragraphs ever written! Also, on a related note, does Eric Trump not have any access to lip balm? If I can tell you are need of lip moisturizers thru the TV screen, you’re in trouble!