Backbone heads to their pitch, and they all look really nervous. Good thing they’re not professional performers, right? Kaboy says that he just realized that they are currently staying in a Trump Hotel, and thus have experience with it. He just realized that. Clearly, Big is the brains of Big & Rich. Maybe Big should cut his losses and start a band with William Hung. (I did that joke in Season One, and I am doing it again!)
Ivanka isn’t at the presentation, which seems weird. Just the Trump Hotel guy and the editor of a magazine that sounds like “Subvert”, but that can’t possibly be right. Is there a magazine dedicated to sherbet? Because that might be it. Also, I would subscribe to Sherbet, especially when they run their controversial cover feature “There Are Other Colors Besides Orange!”
This: “And it ends with the line “The Future is Trump”, and that’s actually the most terrifying thing I can envision. Imagine Trump as a brain in a jar (still with the hair, though), shouting orders at his StormTrumpers as they round up the last survivors of the Gold Wars. A band of scrappy rebels stands in opposition, but their primitive spears and blowguns can’t penetrate the golden armor of the StormTrumpers. Their only hope? The chosen ones – Anderson Cooper, Mahsa, and Eric Trump (who has been exiled from the kingdom and spent the last ten years living underground and training all manner of burrowing rodents to do his bidding).” is one of the funniest paragraphs ever written! Also, on a related note, does Eric Trump not have any access to lip balm? If I can tell you are need of lip moisturizers thru the TV screen, you’re in trouble!