That’s all we see of the presentation was the whole thing a series of one word statements? If so, they managed to make Backbone’s lousy presentation look good. The executives awkwardly talk about the presentation and say that ASAP’s ads look like a flyer that you’d find under your windshield wiper for a sleazy club. Also, one of them notes that Hope is clearly wearing a towel in the shot of her in the bath – sure enough, there’s some towel visible just above the waterline. But, you know, you’d have to be really studying Hope’s cleavage area to notice that… so, yeah. I totally saw it. Also, she’s holding a glass of champagne, but the champagne bottle by the tub is still sealed. I did not know they were going to go all CSI on the ads. They liked Star’s passion but hated the presentation.
This: “And it ends with the line “The Future is Trump”, and that’s actually the most terrifying thing I can envision. Imagine Trump as a brain in a jar (still with the hair, though), shouting orders at his StormTrumpers as they round up the last survivors of the Gold Wars. A band of scrappy rebels stands in opposition, but their primitive spears and blowguns can’t penetrate the golden armor of the StormTrumpers. Their only hope? The chosen ones – Anderson Cooper, Mahsa, and Eric Trump (who has been exiled from the kingdom and spent the last ten years living underground and training all manner of burrowing rodents to do his bidding).” is one of the funniest paragraphs ever written! Also, on a related note, does Eric Trump not have any access to lip balm? If I can tell you are need of lip moisturizers thru the TV screen, you’re in trouble!