On the other hand, they think Backbone’s ad is too wordy, and yes, they find some misspellings. They specifically show ‘discreetly’, which may or may not be a misspelling. See, when it’s spelled ‘discretely’, it means ‘separately’. ‘Discreetly’ means ‘tactful’. Based on the context of the ad, I think they actually used it correctly. We don’t see enough of the text, but the word ‘discretion’ popped up with both teams which makes me think that ‘discreetly’ applies. Basically, what that means is the concierge will get hookers for you. (Anybody remember that Futurama where Bender ran a dating service that was both “Discreet and Discrete”?) More pertinently, Backbone used every cliché that they were told to avoid. They also failed to include any contact information. They liked the presentation better, though.
This: “And it ends with the line “The Future is Trump”, and that’s actually the most terrifying thing I can envision. Imagine Trump as a brain in a jar (still with the hair, though), shouting orders at his StormTrumpers as they round up the last survivors of the Gold Wars. A band of scrappy rebels stands in opposition, but their primitive spears and blowguns can’t penetrate the golden armor of the StormTrumpers. Their only hope? The chosen ones – Anderson Cooper, Mahsa, and Eric Trump (who has been exiled from the kingdom and spent the last ten years living underground and training all manner of burrowing rodents to do his bidding).” is one of the funniest paragraphs ever written! Also, on a related note, does Eric Trump not have any access to lip balm? If I can tell you are need of lip moisturizers thru the TV screen, you’re in trouble!